#11 "Loser"

Verse (September 2026 version):

In the time of Trump's new term I was a HONKie 

Started up a band 'cause the POTUS is a flunkie

With some second hand horns, Bandtifa sousaphone

Sax, flute, drums and the trombone pantyhose

Costs are soaring with wages in neutral

Endless war Hegseth's stuck in Hormuz cruise control

J.D. Vance stumpin' for the GOP

He's got a couple of couches, sleeps with the love seat

Some of y'all's claims are insane, still complainin'

'Bout a "rigged" 2020 and what's under her skirt

I don't believe you, ya lie like ya breathe

You get a Hatch Act violation and some ketchup on your sleeve

So brace your face for a loss in the fall

Trading on your stock tips and rippin' up the national mall

Yo, cut it

CHORUS 2x - Instrumental only twice (yell "spray tan mug shot" after the first time through)

Break:

Forces of evil in a bozo white house

Skipped all the vetting on his phony ass cabinet

Cause one’s got a brain worm and the other shot her dog

Pete's still standin' maybe drinkin' on the job 

With the ragebait shows and the Fox News nosejobs

The racist crap from that Steve Miller slob

We won’t forget ‘bout the Epstein list

January 6th, E. Jean Carroll and that birther -ish-

[over trumpet solo]

The Trump right is a cult of hate

Trade the cash for the grift for the crypto for the rape

And their crime is the ICE attacks that murdered Good and Pretti

In Minnesota winter

CHORUS 3x - Instrumental only three times (yell “get crazy with the cheese wiz” after the first time, “I don't believe you” after the second time, and “Chinga La Migra, baby?” at the end)